thedailywhat:

Cop Chase Cop of the Day: A bungling CCTV camera operator monitoring an unidentified town in Sussex sent an undercover police officer chasing after a suspicious person without realizing that person was the undercover cop.
A junior officer working undercover in the market town spent 20 minutes searching for the suspect after the camera operator informed him of someone in the vicinity “acting suspiciously.”
It wasn’t until a sergeant entered the control room and realized the plain-clothed officer was “hot on the heels” of himself that the pursuit was called off.
The insider who leaked details of the embarrassing debacle to Police magazine said the sergeant’s sides were “aching from laughter” as he informed the operator of his error.
“We’ve had a couple of funnies lately,” a Sussex Police source told The Daily Telegraph, “but all taken in good spirit.”
[telegraph / photo: stripedsweater.]

thedailywhat:

Cop Chase Cop of the Day: A bungling CCTV camera operator monitoring an unidentified town in Sussex sent an undercover police officer chasing after a suspicious person without realizing that person was the undercover cop.

A junior officer working undercover in the market town spent 20 minutes searching for the suspect after the camera operator informed him of someone in the vicinity “acting suspiciously.”

It wasn’t until a sergeant entered the control room and realized the plain-clothed officer was “hot on the heels” of himself that the pursuit was called off.

The insider who leaked details of the embarrassing debacle to Police magazine said the sergeant’s sides were “aching from laughter” as he informed the operator of his error.

“We’ve had a couple of funnies lately,” a Sussex Police source told The Daily Telegraph, “but all taken in good spirit.”

[telegraph / photo: stripedsweater.]

chicken-all-you-can’t

You know how when someone says, “no offense” and they totally mean the opposite? Well the new Andok’s TVCs are like that —- not in the way that they are apologetic about a future offense, but in the way that they’re saying one thing and it secretly means the opposite.

Have you even seen the new Andok’s TVCs? I don’t know if these commercials are airing on TV —- is TV even good enough for them?

Watch and LOL:

"Perfect Breasts"

"Wings" (my favorite)

"Palong"

So yeah, don’t eat so much chicken that you turn into a chicken.

little girl joins the dark side.

You’d think that the juxtaposition of little children + the dark side would equal to horrible children, but no, it makes them quite adorable, really. Remember the VW Vader ad months ago? Though this clip demonstrates a children’s recognition of which side of the force she wants to join:

It’s the kneeling bit that caught Mace Windu/Vader off-guard. It’s also the best part.

Here’s hoping all my future children become as awesome and unafraid to express her opinion (or true side, in terms of Jedi/Sith alignment) as her.

Pixelated Blood - 500+ Fatalities

Mortal Kombat 9, or more simply known as Mortal Kombat will be coming out in the coming weeks, which is why YouTuber BigBangBlitz created the most epic compilation of fatalities in video form. It includes fatalities from Mortal Kombat, and the clones that were inspired by it.

Welcome to the 90’s:

It runs for nearly 2 hours!

For optimum viewing, watch in HD, with annotations. Maaan, business was booming in the mo-cap industry then: apply for a mo-cap job, end up as a fighting game character. Thanks, MK!

Games included, from the video’s description:

BlazBlue: 0:01:43, Bloodstorm: 0:08:28, Blood Warrior: 0:09:56, Clayfighter: 0:11:48, Cosmic Carnage: 0:19:08, Double Dragon V: 0:19:47, Eternal Champions: 0:21:20, Guilty Gear: 0:38:51, Hokuto No Ken: 0:47:04, Fists of Fire: 0:50:58, Kasumi Ninja: 0:52:47, Killer Instinct: 0:54:20, Mortal Kombat: 1:01:30, Pray for Death: 1:17:11, Primal Rage: 1:20:02, Samurai Showdown: 1:23:26, Time Killers: 1:37:14, Timeslaughter: 1:38:16, Ultra Vortek: 1:40:02, Way of the Warrior: 1:43:30, Weaponlord: 1:48:51, WWF: 1:51:04, Xenophage: 1:52:16

Of particular WTF interest are: Kasumi Ninja 0:52:47, Pray for Death 1:17:11, Way of the Warrior (by Naughty Dog!) 1:43:3.

dancing android makes me smile

Seriously: every Android event from now on must include dancing Android.